Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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