He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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