her vagine was all disorganized.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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