dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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