sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
