I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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