Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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