what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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