when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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