I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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