just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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