um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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