ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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