I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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