So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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