hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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