I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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