i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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