If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
