'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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