He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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