so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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