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(847): View more from Illinois

3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.

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(607): View more from New York

You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me

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(314): View more from Missouri

so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever

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(573): View more from Missouri

My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...

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(646): View more from New York

last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good

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(303): View more from Colorado

There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?

(1-303): View more from Colorado

Agreed.

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(309): View more from Illinois

QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY

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(661): View more from California

just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking

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