his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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