Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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