question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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