How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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