its not stalking. its research.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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