never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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