Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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