just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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