His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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