your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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