she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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