Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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