the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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