I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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