So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
