love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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