"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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