The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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