No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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