There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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