There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So many bounce houses so little time
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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