their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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