So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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