she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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