So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
