I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So much rum. So many feels.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
