Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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