omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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