Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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