The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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